Styrofoam Gravestone Update

We built our original tombstones for Halloween 1998, and have used them every year since.

Most of this page is written from the perspective of post-Halloween 2001, having had four years experience with these tombstones ("gravestones after 4 years").

What did we get right? What did we do wrong? How would we do it differently?

Most of the lessons we learned have been folded into gravestone details. This page indicates how we learned them.

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Paint adhesion

Gravestones After 4 Years

The gravestones have actually held up rather well over the years. If you look closely at one or two of them, especially at the edges, you can see where some of the top coat of latex paint is scraping off. Large flat surfaces, like the front and back, seem OK.

It would appear that the damage is largely due to scraping on the edges as the stones are packed, unpacked, moved, stored, and jostled around. If they were sitting still, they would probably be in much better condition.

The stones will probably need to be touched up. And if we have to do that only once every four years, we're not doing all that bad.

But perhaps we could have done something to improve the adhesion between the latex paint and the styrofoam.

 

Rounded Edges

Gravestones After 4 Years

All of our gravestones have sharp rectangular edges where the sides meet the front and back. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, because some grave monuments are indeed made this way.

But we suspect that it would be better to smoothly round the edges with a hot-wire "router". This helps the stones appear old, because the rounded edges look worn.

We think that rounded edges should also help with paint adhesion as the stones wear. We suspect that the angular edges focus the force of an impact and make the paint peel. Perhaps the paint will stay on better with rounded edges.

Gravestones After 6 Years

David uses a hot-wire cutter to round the edges of an old tombstone.

 

That aged look

Gravestones After 4 Years

The one thing we regret most about the tombstones, and this goes for the fence too, is that they look too nice. A graveyard is creepy, but an old, rundown graveyard is probably spookier.

Perhaps we would have been better off to carve some cracks in the "stone", and add stains and some litchen here and there.

 

Detail

Gravestones After 4 Years

Our tombstones just look like flat stones with words carved on them.

Oh, we have some with other details carved in, like a bird or tools for a mechanic. And David built that really neat Celtic cross.

But, on the average, it's words carved on flat rock.

Sure would be nice to have some more detail in there: cherubs carved in relief, columns, stuff like that.

 

Overall

Gravestones After 4 Years

Actually, overall, I have few complaints. The stones are structurally strong and look good. They are light; easy to store and move. They have served for years with zero maintenance.

I wish more projects worked out like this.

 

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